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10 Things I Hate about James Deen


10 Things I HATE about James DeenJames Deen is hottest adult movie star in the world right now, and with his upcoming mainstream movie role with Lindsey Lohan in the aptly named ‘The Canyons’, he could soon be a household name. Over the last few weeks he’s had so much hype and mainstream press coverage it seems like everyone loves him.

He’s young, adorable and might just be the perfect porn star — He’s everything I’m not and so I have to hate him!

Here then are 10 things I hate about James Deen:

10. He gets paid to bang chicks where as I have to pay to bang chicks.

9. He doesn’t tweet… He twats.

8. In a world full of pancakes and pussy, I get all the pancakes.

7. At the age of 23 James Deen was named performer of the year by AVN — At the age of 23 I was named employee of the month by the auto parts store.

6. He used to bang Joanna Angel; the closest I get to fucking a Jewish Princess is a bagel.

5. He’s short, fat, bald and has a small penis… No wait, that’s me!

4. I’ve been told he holds the high score on angry birds.

3. He’s still cute enough for a “Sandusky shower”.

2. All of his instagram photo’s are money shots.

1. He looks like Kurt Cameron only that’s  not Jesus he’s shoving down your throat!

 

– LTG OUT (LemmyTheGopher.com)

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This singer/song writer and comedian has played his comedy songs from one coast to the other. He is also a part time professional wrestler.

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