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I’m Cool, Give Me Money: Jenna Jameson


Jenna Jameson sucks Mitt Romney Finger

In the one of the greatest ironies since the owner of the Segway company died in a Segway accident, the world class train wreck that is Jenna Jameson said that she was endorsing Mitt Romney for president. Jameson, 38 and self-proclaimed ‘Queen of Porn’, told a CBS staffer “I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” while gargling champagne and sniffing butts in the VIP room of the Gold Club strip club just outside of San Francisco. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office”, continued Jameson.

If I’ve learned anything from watching Real Housewives of Douchetown is that when you’re rich you easily pay for things like: DUI attorneys, boob jobs, plastic surgery that makes you look like a buxom, blonde Asian transvestite squirrel, another boob job to fix the first boob job, sirloin steaks to put over black-eyes and leased cars. Well, in Jameson’s case all but the later. As TMZ reported last month, Jameson quit paying her monthly lease payment of $2,299 for her Maserati Quattroporte S back in January and now Maserati finance is suing to get the automobile back – very uncouth for someone in the 1%.

Obviously all the botox treatments and atomic elbows to the head from Tito (Ortiz, not Jackson) have finally taken their toll and affected her ability to understand that the ‘-‘ in front of a dollar sign is not a good thing when it comes to your money.  Get your kid to read your bank statement to you because you may be broke.

While easy it is to understand Jameson’s affection for Romney – as they both made their money by outsourcing orgasms and fucking everyone to get to the top. What is less understandable is Jameson’s endorsement of a candidate who is conservative values guy – effectively turning her back on the industry that made her “rich”. What Jenna fails to realize is if that Mitty and his cronies had their way all the people not worshiping the golden underwear and thumping Bibles would be rounded up at gun point and sent to a place where all nasty, porn loving socialists belong – Sweden.


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