Duchess Kate Middleton looks like she has what I like to call “a ladies vagina” not like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan who have “rude pussies!” All I can say is with the release of photos of Kate sunbathing topless on a beach, it’s nice to see someone finally has put the “ass” back in class!
If you’re looking to grab a shot of a meaty drunken rude looking goody box then Paris or Lindsay are the skanks you want! However, if you need your fill of refined educated well to do white glove action then I can think of nothing better than searching nude beaches for a shot of royal tits!
I’m not sure what Kate Middleton’ s measurements are but to me she doesn’t look like she even has big tits. I’m an ass man myself so although I enjoy big tasty looking balloons, it’s not a requirement to blow my load but, I’m a dude so of course I wanna look at ‘em. Unlike Paris and Lindsay who can only stay in the spotlight by flashing their fuck tunnels for everyone to see, Kate was on a beach where it was normal and allowed. But, I’m sure the porn parody is coming soon. Can’t wait!
Kate is learning what these American fame whores already know, If you’re famous (for any reason) you are never alone! So maybe not go topless if you in line for royalty. Kate Middleton seems and looks like a sweet smart lovely young lady. Ya know, the kind of chick that would never bang me? Anyway, I really hope she doesn’t turn into a tabloid queen (or duchess for that matter) Skanks like Paris and Lindsay (who BTW just hit a pedestrian with her car outside of a night club and left the scene) will always be around for dirty perverts like me but, if you eat your pizza with a fork I’m glad you finally got to see some fancy tits! Between the topless photo’s of Kate and rumored nude photo’s of Prince Harry in VEGAS ( no one can keep their clothes on in VEGAS) it looks like next generation of royalty wont be as stiff as the previous and with pictures of their royal junk floating around the rest of us can get a little stiffer.
LTG OUT
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